Barahan, AKADEME style

Warning: reader's discretion is advised

Uso kasi samin yung barahan na bastos. Swear. Kahit ako ginagawa ko yan. Yung usual na pambara namin eh, teka bastos to ah, PUKI MO! See.

Me: shut up nga JC!
JC: Puki mo!
Me: Quiqui ko selyado!

Yung quiqui naman eh gay slang for. vagina. Read as KIKI. Gets?

Basta marami pa eh. Hahahahaha

Sorry kung medyo bastos.